Consultation
She burst into the office and shouted. “Doctor, I can’t stand it! You’ve got to tell me what’s wrong!” He slowly surveyed her from head…
Three wishes
Three friends were stranded on a desert island. After several weeks with no food and no drinking water, they were beginning to lose heart. Suddenly,…
Grandma rocks
One Christmas, a parent decreed that she was no longer going to remind her teen age children of their thank-you note duties. As a result…
English grammar
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having…
Circle flies
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general…
Age before beauty
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The women…
Buy your own
Last Christmas, grandpa was feeling his age, and found that shopping for Christmas gifts had become too difficult. So he decided to send checks to…
A Man Who Thinks Ahead
TI saved my mistress’ phone number as “LOW BATTERY”. Now, whenever she calls and I’m not around, my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
Little Mary Margaret
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on…
