She burst into the office and shouted. “Doctor, I can't stand it! You've got to tell me what's wrong!”

He slowly surveyed her from head to toe and said, “Well, young lady, I do have three things to tell you.”

“First, you need to lose about fifty pounds.”

“Second, You'd look a lot better if you used about one-tenth the blush and lipstick.”

“Third, I'm an artist. The doctor is on the next floor.”