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The old farmer at the movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s…

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The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The…

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Questions

Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was…

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Frog

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women…

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Top Gear’s female version?

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is…

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The reward

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out…

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Nails

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail…

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A blonde in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan . ‘This…

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BIG Trouble

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. “Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something in our…

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World’s best Memory

Several years ago a man was taking a trip by train. The train pulls into a station, and the man leaves train to stretch his…

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