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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, “Esther I’d like to ride that helicopter”….

Honeymoon cruise

A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the cruise ship desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom…

Damned moths

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when…

The pickle slicer

A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh,…

Breeding’s everything

A woman from Chicago attended a party in New York where the hostess was determined to make her mid-west guest feel cheap and unimportant. “My…

The lawyers dog

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog…

Loving Grandfather

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands…

Possibly The Best True Drunk-Driving Story Ever

A man goes to party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them drive him home. He says ‘NO”,…

Water … WATER

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother… [Five minutes later] “Mom…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”…

Fathers & Sons

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than…