Kite

A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for…

Doggie hotel

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would very…

Teaching

After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, “Let me see if I’ve got this right: You want me to go into…

Thank heavens

A young woman married and had 9 children. Her husband died and she soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died,…

Dynamite

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they…

Wedding night

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty…

Roll the dice

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of…

Working

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather…

Equal opportunity

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,…

Shoe Repair

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date…