Booze

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they…

Play time

The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the…

Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I…

Geriatric Golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it”,…

Exercise For Seniors

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so we’re passing it on….

Brothel quickie

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the…

Train exhibitionist

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the…

Cheap booze

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar –…

Horses

A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which…

Smart dog

A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse attached around his neck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there…