Learning the language

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months…

Counting

The teacher asked little Andy if he knew his numbers yet. “Yes, teacher,” he said, “my dad taught me.” “Good, Andy. Tell me what comes…

Accidental blonde

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was…

Canoeing

Steve: I’m going canoeing. Richard: Why are you carrying a gun? Steve: I’m going to shoot the rapids.

Speeding

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a…

Exercise

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and… we have no…

Hurt?

Bud and Jack were walking along the railroad tracks. Bud saw a man’s leg. “I think that’s Bill’s leg,” he said. Then they saw a…

Booze

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they…

Play time

The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the…

Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I…