Court
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it…
The Sensitive Australian Male
Three Aussie blokes — Mongrel, Coot and Bluey — are working up on an outback mobile phone tower. As they start their descent, Coot slips,…
Animal Husbandry
One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of “Animal Husbandry” and said, “Did you…
The Irish – Politically Incorrect as usual
Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you…
Strawberries
A farmer passes by an insane asylum with a load of fertilizer. One of the inmates calls out, “Hey! Watcha hauling?” “Fertilizer.” “Whadaya gonna do…
Racing
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. “Flaherty, could you not have raced…
UniArt
A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker…
Blonde jigsaw
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out…
One stone
There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given name was Onestone. He hated that name and asked everyone not to…
Gynaecologist’s Assistant
A young guy goes to the Job Centre in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynaecologist’s Assistant. Interested, he wants to…
