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Mutterings

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Code is poetry

Should I shut up now?

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

A person is smart, people are stupid

You can never have enough of too much

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

Working on it …

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

 « A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock » 

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

 « Beware the Dark Forest » 

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Badger

 Jenolan  28 April 2020

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Latest Message: 1 day, 6 hours ago
  • shenley : Good luck with your little dog, Larry. Perhaps he needs a Pfizer jab. 🙂
  • Jenolan : Have a sick dog at the moment, he was in the kennel last week and caught something, pneumonia and yes he had all his shots
  • shenley : With lockdowns for this terrible virus, I told Norm I have plenty of spare time on my hands and enjoying running all his great scenarios again. I hope all of you are staying well and staying safe. Best wishes. Peter
  • shenley : I just spoke to Norm Guy (Locoone) at his nursing home in Cohuna in country Victoria. He said he was OK and doing well but he sounded rather frail (he's now 83). His eyesight is still a problem but can still read and watch TV. He is still participating in the nursing home activities and still enjoying himself. He wished to be remembered to all his RBR friends. I told him that I would ring him again from time to time to make sure he was behaving himself. He laughed...
  • Jenolan : Weather station maintenance caused a few hours of lost observations, running again now
  • Jenolan : Links and Code now active agan
  • shenley : All OK for me. Regards, Peter
  • Jenolan : If you have an issue registering send me a contact, a number of email address blocks and other measures have been implemented.
  • Jenolan : Register option is now enabled, sorry forgot it was off for use with aMember
  • Jenolan : The "Think" image now will expand if you click on one to see my wit (half right) in all its gory.
  • shenley : Norm said he was trying to instal the latest version of Skype and it all went “pear shape”. Now he can’t even delete or uninstall Skype.
  • Jenolan : Great to hear, usually I would send Norm some spare parts to fix his computer but these days that's all gone too...
  • shenley : "behaving himself". He laughed. Then he went off to bingo.
  • shenley : Just spoke to Norm Guy down at his nursing home in Victoria. He sounded like his usual happy self and said that he was well and they still had plenty of activities there even though they are locked down. His eyesight is still not good but he is coping. He is having some problems with his computer but is not allowed to have anybody come in to have a look at it. He wished to be remembered to all his RBR friends. I told him I would check up on him in a few weeks to make sure he was "behaving himsel
  • Jenolan : Yeah people talk talk talk about supporting Oz but when it comes to actually doing something that's way too hard
  • shenley : Thanks, Larry, it's a great cause although donations seem to have stalled a bit at the moment. Stay warm and safe. Regards, Peter
  • Jenolan : Heya Peter, finally made my kick in as well, hope it works!
  • shenley : Thanks for the Australian Made info, Larry, we totally agree. A donation is on its way to them. Regards, Peter
  • shenley : Thanks for the info, Larry. Donation
  • Jenolan : New C&C is nice but I want FireStorm
  • Jenolan : RBR::The deadman button to press is F8 ... that's function key 8
  • Jenolan : Waiting for C&C remastered to unlock .... being very patient ... NOT
  • Jenolan : Shoutbox back again
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Larry (Jenolan) Lewis
Coding Since 1973
Not so much now though

Coding is what defines me, especially when it doesn't‚ also.

Justice of the Peace (NSW)
ID#: 133829 Since 1979

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Quote

To former ALP MP Jim McClelland
That you Jim? Paul Keating here. Just because you swallowed a fucking dictionary when you were about 15 doesn’t give you the right to pour a bucket of shit over the rest of us.
Paul Keating
On Wilson Tuckey
You boxhead you wouldn’t know. You are flat out counting past ten.
Paul Keating
To Richard Carleton
You had an important place in Australian society on the ABC and you gave it up to be a pop star…with a big cheque…and now you’re on to this sort of stuff. That shows what a 24 carat pissant you are, Richard, that’s for sure.
Paul Keating
On Jim Carlton
I was nearly chloroformed by the performance of the Honorable Member for Mackellar. It nearly put me right out for the afternoon.
Paul Keating
On Peter Costello:
He’s the greatest L plater of all time.
Paul Keating
On Andrew Peacock
Can a soufflé rise twice?
Paul Keating
On the White Australia Policy
I was profoundly embarrassed by it and did all I could to change it.
Gough Whitlam
On John Hewson
(His performance) is like being flogged with a warm lettuce.
Paul Keating
On John Howard
What we have got is a dead carcass, swinging in the breeze, but nobody will cut it down to replace him.
Paul Keating
Maintain your rage and enthusiasm for the campaign for the election now to be held and until polling day.
Gough Whitlam
The punters know that the horse named Morality rarely gets past the post, whereas the nag named Self-interest always runs a good race.
Gough Whitlam
On Andrew Peacock
I suppose that the Honourable Gentleman’s hair, like his intellect, will recede into the darkness.
Paul Keating
On John Howard
The little desiccated coconut is under pressure and he is attacking anything he can get his hands on
Paul Keating
He is lofty, and I am eminent.
Gough Whitlam
Let me make quite clear that I am for abortion and, in your case Sir, we should make it retrospective.
Gough Whitlam
On the Libs
Mr Speaker can I have some protection from the clowns on the front bench?
Paul Keating
On the Libs
Those opposite could not operate a tart shop
Paul Keating
Well may we say ‘God save the Queen’, because nothing will save the Governor-General! The Proclamation which you have just heard read by the Governor-General’s Official Secretary was countersigned Malcolm Fraser, who will undoubtedly go down in Australian history from Remembrance Day 1975 as Kerr’s cur.
Gough Whitlam
I have more influence now than when I had the power
Gough Whitlam
I’ve never said I’m immortal. I do believe in correct language. I’m eternal; I’m not immortal.
Gough Whitlam
On Peter Costello
The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg.
Paul Keating
On Howard’s 1996 election campaign
Soon we will be at the stage where he will be offering us a free set of steak knives.
Paul Keating
My great objective as a parliamentarian was to dramatise the deficiencies and devise practical government programs to deal with them. It was a cause that went to the heart of our way of life.
Gough Whitlam
On Andrew Peacock
We’re not interested in the views of painted, perfumed gigolos.
Paul Keating
To Malaysian PM
APEC is bigger than all of us – Australia, the U.S. and Malaysia and Dr. Mahathir and any other recalcitrants.
Paul Keating
On Steele Hall
The Honorable Member has been in so many parties he is a complete political harlot.
Paul Keating
On the economy
The accounts do show that Australia is in a recession. The most important thing about that is, is that this is the recession that Australia had to have.
Paul Keating
When government makes opportunities for any of the citizens, it makes them for all the citizens. We are all diminished as citizens when any of us are poor. Poverty is a national waste as well as individual waste. We are all diminished when any of us are denied proper education. The nation is the poorer – a poorer economy, a poorer civilisation, because of this human and national waste.
Gough Whitlam

Think

“How did you know so much about computers?”
“I didn’t, it was the first one.” – Grace Hopper on Letterman
“How did you know so much about computers?”
“I didn’t, it was the first one.” – Grace Hopper on Letterman
Keeping warm
Keeping warm
Keeping warm
Keeping warm
Still a prison hey?
Still a prison hey?
Looters
Looters
Need farmers for food
Need farmers for food
At least they aint clowns
At least they aint clowns
Smile
Smile
A friend forever not for XMas
A friend forever not for XMas
No seagulls allowed
No seagulls allowed
Think Positive
Think Positive
Memories
Memories
Planting Cats
Planting Cats
Lorne Greene as Adama

There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.

Cdr. William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
Lorne Greene as Adama

There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.

Cdr. William Adama, Battlestar Galactica
Oh Shit!
Oh Shit!
The inequality gangplank
The inequality gangplank
Doggie Heaven
Doggie Heaven
Pets are forever
Pets are forever
Oh my
Oh my
This was hi-tech when I started coding
This was hi-tech when I started coding
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