Pay up!

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go…

Old age

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live, and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After…

Spookie

A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one…

Babysitting & fishing don’t go together

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her…

Praying – positions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one. “No,” another contended. “I…

Feed bag

A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant….

Blonde hold up

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie,…

Where babies come from

A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy…

Orstraylian

The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply…

Naming The Kidlet

A friend noticed Mary Lou was pregnant. She asked Mary Lou’s 4-year-old son if he was excited about the new baby. “Yes!” replied the lad,…