How About Some Money?

He had had quite a night: wining and dining, followed by love-making all night long. As he prepared to leave the next morning, she rolled…

Redneck Honeymoon

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked…

Cops?

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “Any cops following us?” The blonde…

Breakthrough?

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. The only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day,…

Thanks!

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs…

Beware of the parrot

This postman is working on a new beat. He comes to a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT! He looks down the garden and,…

Blonde airways

It was mealtime during a flight on Blonde Airlines. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. “What are my choices?”…

Favorites

My teacher asked what was our favourite animal. I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she was wrong because everyone else laughed….

Coke machine

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to…

Barman, beer & tits

A guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits a blond woman’s boobs and splashes all…