Military Humour

On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent.

The conversation turned to food.

“In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day,” said the Russian.

The Englishman responded, “In the British Army, we get 4,000 calories a day.”

The American bragged, “The U.S. Army gives us 8,000 calories.”

The Russian laughed. “Nonsense!” he snorted. “No man could eat that much cabbage!”