Author: Jenolan

Too much computering

A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who’s the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes…

Bull sex

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local…

Insect repellant

A salesman was traveling through the Kentucky country side, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir,…

Custody

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet…

Thinking

A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, “I think the light was yellow,” or, “I think it was still raining.”…

Free sex

Two Irish men drive through a petrol station to fill up their truck. They notice a sign saying “Enter here for a chance at free…

The salesman

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions…

Serenity

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in…

Eighty-eight

A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put…

The ring

Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor’s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the…