Author: Jenolan

No complaints

A man is standing in a bar drinking when a friend walks in. They get to talking and at 10:00 he says, “It’s been great,…

Kids

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker’s…

The Hat

A Rabbi is walking slowly down the street when a gust of wind blows his hat from his head. The hat is being blown down…

Warnings

A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him,…

Arthritis

The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor’s waiting room. A woman in the…

reoffending

Judge: The last time I saw you in the court, I told you that I never ever wanted you to come here again. Accused: That’s…

Identakit

Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a…

Jane Was Ugly

Jane was ugly — so ugly, it hurt. Having never had a boyfriend, she asked a psychic for help. The psychic said, “Jane, you will…

Military Humour

On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent. The conversation turned to food. “In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day,”…

Another hardener

The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that “help” get an erection.You should have seen her face…