Author: Jenolan

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Naming The Kidlet

A friend noticed Mary Lou was pregnant. She asked Mary Lou’s 4-year-old son if he was excited about the new baby. “Yes!” replied the lad,…

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Paying For It

A couple was participating in a blood drive and, as part of the pre-screening process, an elderly volunteer asked them, “Have you ever paid for…

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How It All Began

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by…

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A Short Story For Engineers

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was…

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Seeking Help

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. “Excuse me,” said the man. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can…

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Butterfly

Q. How can you tell when a butterfly farts? A. It flies in a straight line.

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Exam excuse

An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam!…

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Area 51

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51”? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks…

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Military Medicine

At a naval barracks the enlisted men were being given their shots prior to going overseas. One lad, having received his series of injections, asked…

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Texas Baby

A Texan buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces,his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing…

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