Author: Jenolan

Where babies come from

A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy…

Orstraylian

The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply…

Naming The Kidlet

A friend noticed Mary Lou was pregnant. She asked Mary Lou’s 4-year-old son if he was excited about the new baby. “Yes!” replied the lad,…

Paying For It

A couple was participating in a blood drive and, as part of the pre-screening process, an elderly volunteer asked them, “Have you ever paid for…

How It All Began

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by…

A Short Story For Engineers

A toothpaste factory had a problem: they sometimes shipped empty boxes, without the tube inside. This was due to the way the production line was…

Seeking Help

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. “Excuse me,” said the man. “I can’t seem to find my wife. Can…

Butterfly

Q. How can you tell when a butterfly farts? A. It flies in a straight line.

Exam excuse

An English teacher reminds her students of the written test in her class tomorrow: “Now, I don’t want anyone to miss this important finals exam!…

Area 51

You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51”? Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks…