Author: Jenolan

Deaf sex

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn…

Kids

A man went to his rabbi and said, “I have fifteen children. Rabbi, what should I do?” The rabbi says, “Haven’t you done enough?”

Ring da bell

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, “Press bell for night watchman.” She did so, and after several…

Pay up!

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go…

Old age

Two young men are speculating on how long they might live, and one says he thinks he has a long life ahead of him. “After…

Spookie

A man was walking at mid-night on the road adjacent to the graveyard. It was very dark. He was looking left and right and one…

Babysitting & fishing don’t go together

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go fishing so he took her…

Praying – positions

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely best,” claimed one. “No,” another contended. “I…

Feed bag

A college student picked up his date at her parent’s home. He’d scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant….

Blonde hold up

Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie,…