Author: Jenolan

Jane Was Ugly

Jane was ugly — so ugly, it hurt. Having never had a boyfriend, she asked a psychic for help. The psychic said, “Jane, you will…

Military Humour

On a joint military exercise, three soldiers shared a tent. The conversation turned to food. “In the Russian Army, we get 2,000 calories per day,”…

Another hardener

The wife told me to go to the doctor and get some of those tablets that “help” get an erection.You should have seen her face…

Hard to argue this logic

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Here is proof that they are wrong….

The Lonely Widow

A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND…

F**ing!

F**ing once a week is good for your health, but if done every day it can be harmful. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind…

Ouch!

Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two….

Blond in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is…

History of Medicine

2000 B.C. — Here, eat this root. 1000 A.D. — That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer. 1850 A.D. — That prayer is superstition….

Heaven and hell

Heaven is where the police are British, the chefs are Italian, the mechanics are German, the lovers are French, and everything is organized by the…