Dumb as a bucket of rocks
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
You can never have enough of too much
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
A person is smart, people are stupid