Author: Jenolan

Canoeing

Steve: I’m going canoeing. Richard: Why are you carrying a gun? Steve: I’m going to shoot the rapids.

Speeding

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a…

Exercise

You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and… we have no…

Hurt?

Bud and Jack were walking along the railroad tracks. Bud saw a man’s leg. “I think that’s Bill’s leg,” he said. Then they saw a…

Booze

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they…

Play time

The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the…

Girls Night Out

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I…

Geriatric Golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it”,…

Exercise For Seniors

Just came across this exercise suggested for seniors to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems easy, so we’re passing it on….

Brothel quickie

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the…