Author: Jenolan

The pickle slicer

A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh,…

Breeding’s everything

A woman from Chicago attended a party in New York where the hostess was determined to make her mid-west guest feel cheap and unimportant. “My…

The lawyers dog

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog…

Loving Grandfather

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands…

Possibly The Best True Drunk-Driving Story Ever

A man goes to party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them drive him home. He says ‘NO”,…

Water … WATER

A small boy is sent to bed by his mother… [Five minutes later] “Mom…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”…

Fathers & Sons

Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, “My dad’s way faster than…

The smart blonde

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she…

Priest at airport customs

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I…

Dead rabbit

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized…