Aussie Dyslexic Humor

After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to see my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said…

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Dinner time

Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. “What’s the matter, darling?” he asked…

Bath Time

The boy who had “made good” in town asked his old mother to come to London. He gave the old lady the best room in…

THE UNDERTAKER’S BLACK EYE

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Roy ….

GREAT PUBS

Y’know” said the Scotsman,” I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out…

Places I have and have not been

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone….

Anniversay

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would…

Red Light

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…

Bad Luck

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life been for you?” Ed asked. “Not too good,” Ted replied. “My…

Wise men talk because they have

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.