Vacuum

The Professor asked, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” The blonde student asked, “Is it on…

Stuffing

Young Simon was sitting in his grandmother’s kitchen, watching her prepare the Thanksgiving meal. “What are you doing?” Simon enquired. “Oh, I’m just stuffing the…

Airport

The school bus driver stopped to pick up a kindergarten student. The bus driver saw an older woman hugging the boy as he left his…

What about Christmas?

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day. The father says to the son, “I hate to…

I’ll take both

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in,”…

Thanksgiving

There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the…

Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters…

Holiday spelling

One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at…

Cold

A boy with a bad cold was taken to the doctor by his mother. After examining him the doctor said, “I can treat his symptoms,…

Age

A teacher said to her student, “William, if both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?” After a few moments,…