Holiday spelling

One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at…

Cold

A boy with a bad cold was taken to the doctor by his mother. After examining him the doctor said, “I can treat his symptoms,…

Age

A teacher said to her student, “William, if both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?” After a few moments,…

Running away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear…

The watch

Johnny was in the playground, with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. “Did you get that for…

Condoms

A young man is buying some condoms. The cashier asks him, “Would you like a bag with those?” “No,” he replies, “she’s not that ugly.”

Bent genie

Walking along the beach, Dave tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized. “I can’t grant your…

Garbology

A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be…

Shoes

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see…

Maid

When Abe returned home from work, his wife Ruth said, “So how was your day?” He replied, “I met an artist and I’ve never met…