New watch

A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually…

Super upsell

A young guy from Kentucky moves to Texas and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The manager…

The artist

An artist had been working on a nude portrait for a long time. Every day, he was up early and worked late – bringing perfection…

Baby talk

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, “Are you a little girl or a little boy?” “I don’t…

Stoopid

A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up.”…

Know your shit!

Two strangers were seated next to each other on a long flight when the first guy turned to the second and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve…

Mother of six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother…

Hospital

A woman came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about…

The angel

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough…

Money

Money… It can buy a house, but can’t buy a home. It can buy a bed, but can’t buy sleep. It can buy a clock,…