Blonde horse sense

A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut…

The driver and the surgeon

A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma…

Too much computering

A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who’s the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes…

Bull sex

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local…

Insect repellant

A salesman was traveling through the Kentucky country side, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir,…

Custody

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet…

Thinking

A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, “I think the light was yellow,” or, “I think it was still raining.”…

Free sex

Two Irish men drive through a petrol station to fill up their truck. They notice a sign saying “Enter here for a chance at free…

The salesman

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions…

Serenity

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in…