THE UNDERTAKER’S BLACK EYE

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Roy ….

GREAT PUBS

Y’know” said the Scotsman,” I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out…

Places I have and have not been

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone….

Anniversay

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would…

Red Light

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…

Bad Luck

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life been for you?” Ed asked. “Not too good,” Ted replied. “My…

Wise men talk because they have

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

Blonde horse sense

A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut…

The driver and the surgeon

A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma…

Too much computering

A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who’s the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes…