Category: Blatherings

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life been for you?” Ed asked. “Not too good,” Ted replied. “My…

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

A blonde buys two horses and she can’t tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut…

A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma…

A woman and her husband are both in the Internet business, but it is the husband who’s the one who truly lives, eats, and breathes…

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam. It was that time of year to satisfy the local…

A salesman was traveling through the Kentucky country side, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir,…

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet…

A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, “I think the light was yellow,” or, “I think it was still raining.”…

Two Irish men drive through a petrol station to fill up their truck. They notice a sign saying “Enter here for a chance at free…