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Equal opportunity

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,…

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Shoe Repair

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date…

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Points of view

There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of…

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Scottish kiss

A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass…

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The noisy drummer

There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter…

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Secretary

The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. “You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably….

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Murder mystery

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The…

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Happy marriage

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the…

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Dog’s Life

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are…

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Sale

A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.” All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t…

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