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Saturday at the show

The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a great time Saturday. I’ve got three tickets for the show.” “Why do we need three?” asked the…

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Tight as …

Fred was well known for his cheapness and his “eye for a bargain.” One day he was looking for a cheap wedding present for his…

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Accident Insurance

An insurance agent approaches a cowboy, trying to sell him an accident policy. The agent inquires, “Have you ever had an accident?” “Never,” the cowboy…

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Court

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!” “Why?” asked the Judge. “Because you’ve had it…

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The Sensitive Australian Male

Three Aussie blokes — Mongrel, Coot and Bluey — are working up on an outback mobile phone tower. As they start their descent, Coot slips,…

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Animal Husbandry

One night, as the farmer and his wife were reading in bed, he looked up from his copy of “Animal Husbandry” and said, “Did you…

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The Irish – Politically Incorrect as usual

Joe says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you…

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Strawberries

A farmer passes by an insane asylum with a load of fertilizer. One of the inmates calls out, “Hey! Watcha hauling?” “Fertilizer.” “Whadaya gonna do…

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Racing

The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. “Flaherty, could you not have raced…

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UniArt

A certain professor arrived late for a lecture to find a most uncomplimentary drawing of himself on the blackboard. Fuming, he asked the class joker…

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