Category: Blatherings

After Daylight Savings Time ended, I stopped in to see my dyslexic friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said…

Howard came home from work one evening and there was his wife Miriam in the kitchen crying out loud. “What’s the matter, darling?” he asked…

The boy who had “made good” in town asked his old mother to come to London. He gave the old lady the best room in…

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye. “What happened to you?” asked his wife. “I had a terrible day.” replied Roy ….

Y’know” said the Scotsman,” I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a little bar called McTavish’s. Now the landlord there goes out…

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone….

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would…

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car. Both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to…

Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life been for you?” Ed asked. “Not too good,” Ted replied. “My…

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.