Kangaroo

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot…

Philosophies

Always take the time to smell the roses…and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other…

Swank hotel

An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were…

Ordering condoms

A man walks up to the drugstore counter and asks for some condoms. The man behind the counter tells him to go see Edna in…

Pancakes

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good…

Why Men Shouldn’t Argue With Women

The newly married couple was on the topic of children. The bride wanted three, while the husband said two was enough. They discussed it for…

At The Pearly Gates

A woman met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asked if she could join her late husband, Walter Smith. “We have a lot of…

Paddy

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’ The owner…

The Hired Hand

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew…

The Magician

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There…