Jenolan's CESS

An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed…

Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied: “In…

TJoe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for…

A woman was taking her time browsing through a yard sale. She told the hostess, “My husband is in the car and he’s going to…

A blonde bought a new car and took her brunette friend for a ride. Suddenly, another car pulled out right in front of them. The…

A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of…

A 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him. “I’ll give you a bag of candy if you get…

Three Irishmen — Paddy, Sean and Seamus — were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led…

Paddy went rabbit hunting with the village pastor. Paddy watched with fascination as the pastor held his finger over a rabbit hole and soon, out…

A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed….