Marriage Vows

TJoe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died.

A few months later, Myrtle died, too.

In heaven, Myrtle looked around for Joe, and found him … behind a cloud, screwing another woman!

“Joe! Darling!” she cried. “What are you doing?”

“Hang on, Myrtle,” replied Joe. “Don't ‘darling' me. The deal was clear: till death do us part!”