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The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the…
Crossing
A crew of highway maintenance workers was sent to repair some road signs that vandals had knocked down in a forested area. The first one…
Glasses
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her, “Lady, it stipulates here…
Truths about growing old
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. When you fall down, you…
Football
A college football coach was holding tryouts for the team one day, and a huge, hulking freshman showed up on the field and said he’d…
Sea captain
Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain. This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships…
blonde pregnacy
A blonde, a brunette and a red head are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies. The brunette says, “My baby’s going to be a boy.”…
Tongue twister
A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has…
Water
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula for water?” “Sure. That’s easy,” said one man. “What is it?”…
Dirty dirty boy
A little boy fellow came in from playing in the yard, covered from head to toe in dirt, and asked his mother, “Who am I?”…
