Jenolan's CESS

Paul got a part time job at the Post Office. The first assignment his supervisor gave him was the job of sorting the mail. Paul…

“You were speaking much too long on the phone just now, Miss Ponsonby,” said Mr.Jones. “But it was a business call, Mr. Jones.” “Well, please…

The caterer was consulting with a woman about throwing a birthday party for her 72-year-old husband. “Is it a surprise?” the caterer asked. “Oh, no,”…

A guy is standing on the corner of the street smoking one cigarette after another. A lady walking by notices him and says, “Hey, don’t…

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that…

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next…

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He…

A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put…

A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex. When he got home he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on…

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son sees the shelf of condoms and asks his father what they are….