Celebrity Bad Humor (the British version)

Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Suddently and without warning, Kylie trips and get her head stuck between the railings.

With a couple of quick sideways glances, Robbie pulls down her panties and shags her senseless. Finished, he stands back, turns to Elton and says, “Your turn.”

But Elton starts crying.

“What's up?” asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, “My head won't fit between the railings!”