So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford
Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it
Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.
You can never have enough of too much
Dumb as a bucket of rocks
« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury
In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.
One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain
ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper
He is all of them. And he is one of us.
Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo
Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin
They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.
A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K
The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP
A person is smart, people are stupid
Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;
Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.
For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget
Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.
In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.
Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me
