Category: Blatherings

Two rabbits were chased by a pack of wolves into a dense thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,…

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants – one of which would get…

Jack had a blind date with Jill to the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After…

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live…

One golfer said to another, “Guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” “Great trade!” replied the other golfer.

After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America’s recreational preferences. The sport of choice for male unemployed or…

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving…

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose…

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at…

A skinhead was window shopping with his girlfriend when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewellery store window. “Wow, I’d sure love to…