Corporate Study

After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America's recreational preferences.

  • The sport of choice for male unemployed or incarcerated people is BASKETBALL.
  • The sport of choice for male maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
  • The sport of choice for male front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
  • The sport of choice for male supervisors is BASEBALL.
  • The sport of choice for male middle management is TENNIS.
  • The sport of choice for male corporate officers is GOLF.

Conclusion:

The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!