Category: Blatherings

I’ll take both

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in,”…

Thanksgiving

There was an elderly widow who lived in a large mansion. She was feeling generous when it came to Thanksgiving, so she called up the…

Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters…

Holiday spelling

One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at…

Cold

A boy with a bad cold was taken to the doctor by his mother. After examining him the doctor said, “I can treat his symptoms,…

Age

A teacher said to her student, “William, if both of your parents were born in 1976, how old are they now?” After a few moments,…

Running away

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear…

The watch

Johnny was in the playground, with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing. “Did you get that for…

Condoms

A young man is buying some condoms. The cashier asks him, “Would you like a bag with those?” “No,” he replies, “she’s not that ugly.”

Bent genie

Walking along the beach, Dave tripped over a half-buried kerosene lantern. He rubbed its side and sure enough, a Genie materialized. “I can’t grant your…