Author: Jenolan
Mother-in-law
Two friends are talking in a bar. “My Mother-In-Law died yesterday!” said the first. “Sorry to hear that,” replied his friend. “How did she die?”…
Anything
A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt down before him. “I…
Professional courtesy
A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as…
Golf
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned…
Bronze Statue
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture…
Good reading
Librarian to college football player: “May I help you?” “I have to read a play by Shakespeare.” “Which one?” “William.”
Justice
A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the…
Heaven
A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat. “Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, “are you happy…
Health Food
Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house you see…
The medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing…
