Author: Jenolan

Thumb sucking?

A little girl brought a friend home after school one day. She and her friend stopped at her moms door to let her know they…

Cougar Chat

Two thirty-something women were having lunch together and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you,…

Decisions

A married couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. At the party everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in…

Rome

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser,…

Mother-in-law

Two friends are talking in a bar. “My Mother-In-Law died yesterday!” said the first. “Sorry to hear that,” replied his friend. “How did she die?”…

Anything

A pretty young college student visited her professor’s office after class. She glanced down the hall, closed his door and knelt down before him. “I…

Professional courtesy

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week he joined them in the hotel. As soon as…

Golf

On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned…

Bronze Statue

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture…

Good reading

Librarian to college football player: “May I help you?” “I have to read a play by Shakespeare.” “Which one?” “William.”