Author: Jenolan
Making pig
There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant preppy son around his factory. Try as he might…
Quick honeymoon
The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “you know, You’re really a lousy lover!” The husband replies, “How would you…
I’ll hold the chickens
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t…
Three wishes
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and…
Grandma Goes to Court
Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what…
Postman retires
After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived…
Farmer
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls…
Sperm Bank
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her…
Hard Marines
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill…
