Author: Jenolan

Quick a ladder

“Send someone over quickly!” the old woman screamed into the phone. “Two naked bikers are climbing up toward my bedroom window!” “This is the Fire…

The old farmer at the movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That’s…

The Polite Way to Call Someone a Bastard

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him The…

Questions

Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was…

Frog

A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women…

Top Gear’s female version?

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said, “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated.” The second said, “Mine is…

The reward

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out…

Nails

So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail…

A blonde in church

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan . ‘This…

BIG Trouble

A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary. “Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something in our…