Author: Jenolan
Crazy Horse
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like…
Women & Lying
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord…
Little Guy
A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots. One for me and one for my best buddy.” Bartender asks, “You…
$50
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say, “Esther I’d like to ride that helicopter”….
Honeymoon cruise
A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the cruise ship desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom…
Damned moths
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when…
The pickle slicer
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh,…
Breeding’s everything
A woman from Chicago attended a party in New York where the hostess was determined to make her mid-west guest feel cheap and unimportant. “My…
The lawyers dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog…
Loving Grandfather
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It’s obvious to her that he has his hands…
