Author: Jenolan

A son asked his mother the following question: “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies:”Son, this shows your…

A guy walks into the doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I haven’t had a bowel movement in a week!” The doctor gives him a prescription…

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. “You did a great job,” he said and…

A man goes into Waterstones and asked the young lady assistant: “Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?” “I’m not…

“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.” “Will this…

Two rabbits were chased by a pack of wolves into a dense thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said,…

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants – one of which would get…

Jack had a blind date with Jill to the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted to her more and more. After…

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room when he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live…

One golfer said to another, “Guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!” “Great trade!” replied the other golfer.