Year: 2011

A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls…

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her…

It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp, well below freezing, and the soldiers were asleep in their barracks. The drill…

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbour hanging the wash…

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist. He insulted me terribly this…

A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like…

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.”…

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim,…

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next…

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. “Nice bike”…