Year: 2011
The salesman
A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions…
Serenity
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in…
Eighty-eight
A woman went to her new doctor for a checkup. He turned out to be absolutely gorgeous! He told her he was going to put…
The ring
Two very nervous men got to talking in the doctor’s waiting room. They discovered they had similar symptoms: one had a red ring around the…
The will
Sam Cohen, father of 3 and faithful husband for over 40 years, unexpectedly drops dead one day. His lawyer informs his widow that Stu Schwartz,…
Four weddings and a funeral
The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady, because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her…
Kangaroo
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot…
Philosophies
Always take the time to smell the roses…and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other…
Swank hotel
An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were…
Ordering condoms
A man walks up to the drugstore counter and asks for some condoms. The man behind the counter tells him to go see Edna in…
