Year: 2011
Blokes’ Rules (i.e. Aussie Blokes)
It is permissible to quaff a fruity alcopop drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless-supermodel … and…
THE BRITISH POLICE OFFICER, SAYS IT ALL REALLY.
A Police Officer in the UK Question: How do you tell the difference between a British Police Officer, an Australian Police Officer and an American…
Cracking The Human Resource Code
“COMPETITIVE SALARY” Most of our competitors don’t pay much either. “JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” We have no time to train you. “CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE” You’ll…
Park Bench
Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench on North Avenue. After a while, one said, “By the way, George, how’s your wife?” “I…
Smarter
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why…
Bigger in Texas
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat…
Kiss
A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He…
A Head for Numbers
(Supposedly a true story) In this particular branch of the Army’s officer training school, the instructor was returning a test. The students identified their work…
What are Three questions a Philosophy Student always asks?
What is the meaning of life? What is the point of existance? Would you like fries with your order?
Because I am blonde
A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count…
