Year: 2011
Golf
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, “I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned…
Bronze Statue
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze sculpture…
Good reading
Librarian to college football player: “May I help you?” “I have to read a play by Shakespeare.” “Which one?” “William.”
Justice
A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client who had attended the trial was out of town when the…
Heaven
A widow visited a spiritualistic medium, who satisfactorily produced the deceased husband for a domestic chat. “Dear John,” the widow questioned eagerly, “are you happy…
Health Food
Did you ever see the customers in a health-food store? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house you see…
The medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing…
Pull Over!
A California highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the crowded freeway. Glancing at the car, the officer was astounded to see that the…
Get Any?
A man on trial for selling drugs had a neighbor who was called as a witness. The defense attorney asked, “Did you ever get any…
The Tarot Reader
The psychic gazed at her Tarot cards and delivered the bad news: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but there’s just no easy way to say this: prepare…