Corporate Study
After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on Corporate America’s recreational preferences. The sport of choice for male unemployed or…
An Irish Drunk
An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving…
Paddy versus Jamie
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose…
Irish Poker
Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O’Leary’s apartment when Paddy Murphy loses 500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at…
Make of money … err
A skinhead was window shopping with his girlfriend when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewellery store window. “Wow, I’d sure love to…
Fast
A pair of eagles was flying over the Rockies when a jet dashed by. “Christ,” said one, “look at that son of a gun move!”…
Beer
A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then “BAM” she passes out….
Look it up
He: If you give me your number, I could call you sometime. She: It’s in the book. He: Great! What’s your name? She: That’s in…
Same old story
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel…
Getting older
Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, “Women have all the luck…
