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Jenolan 2 December 2011 0 459

A woman walks into a tavern, sits up at the bar and orders a Pilsner. She drinks it down and then “BAM” she passes out. The regulars not being ones to miss an opportunity, take her into the back room and have sex with her, then prop her up in the alley.
The next day the same woman comes in, sits at the bar and orders a Pilsner. BAM she passes out and the boys take her into the back room again and have sex with her, then put her into the alley.
The third day the same woman walks in and sits at the bar, and the bartender says “would you like a Pilsner today”? She replies “No more Pilsner, make it a draft, that Pilsner makes my pussy sore”.