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A person is smart, people are stupid

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Code is poetry

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

You can never have enough of too much

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

Should I shut up now?

Working on it …

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

Blatherings

Getting older

Jenolan 2 December 2011 0 424

Charlie and George were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. Charlie said to George, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.”

“What do you mean?” asked George.

“Well,” replied Charlie, “I can barely remember the last time I was able to perform in bed, but my wife is healthier than ever!”

“Healthier? How is that?” his buddy wondered.

“Years ago, when we were younger, almost every night before bed she'd get these terrible headaches,” he answered. “Now that we're older, she hasn't had a headache in years.”