Coffee pain
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, every time I drink coffee, I get terrible pains in my eye.” The doctor says, “Try…
Golf
A foursome approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. The first golfer teed…
Garbageman
A father was asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” “Yes, he wants to be…
Jealousy
A jealous guy caught his girlfriend talking quietly on the phone and immediately confronted her over his suspicions. “Who was that you were talking to?”…
Pink golf balls
There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A’s on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His…
Small cabin
A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour…
Haunting
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be…
Late
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently,…
Don’t despair
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents…
Experienced?
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager…
