Marriage Vows
TJoe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for…
Yard Sale
A woman was taking her time browsing through a yard sale. She told the hostess, “My husband is in the car and he’s going to…
Blonde Joke No. 169
A blonde bought a new car and took her brunette friend for a ride. Suddenly, another car pulled out right in front of them. The…
Aussie Military Humor … or… Aussie Political Humor
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of…
Don’t Accept A Ride…
A 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him. “I’ll give you a bag of candy if you get…
At The Cemetery
Three Irishmen — Paddy, Sean and Seamus — were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led…
Hunting Wabbits …er … Rabbits
Paddy went rabbit hunting with the village pastor. Paddy watched with fascination as the pastor held his finger over a rabbit hole and soon, out…
Timing
A professional photographer, at a friend’s house for dinner, was asked to show his portfolio from a recent overseas trip. His friends were quite impressed….
In The Family Way
Consuelo, a Mexican maid in Orange County, California, announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco, that she was quitting. When Mrs. Blanco asked why, Consuelo replied,…
Swapping prisons
Two convicts are working on a chain gang. “I heard the warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on cellblock D,” the first con…
