Category: Blatherings

Mother of six

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother…

Hospital

A woman came to the hospital to visit a friend. She had not been in a hospital for several years and felt very ignorant about…

The angel

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough…

Money

Money… It can buy a house, but can’t buy a home. It can buy a bed, but can’t buy sleep. It can buy a clock,…

Harlequin Novel Updated – 2011

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and…

How About Some Money?

He had had quite a night: wining and dining, followed by love-making all night long. As he prepared to leave the next morning, she rolled…

Redneck Honeymoon

A redneck couple had just been married and went to an expensive hotel for their honeymoon. The man went to the front desk and asked…

Cops?

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey,” asked the brunette at the wheel, “Any cops following us?” The blonde…

Breakthrough?

Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. The only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day,…

Thanks!

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs…