Category: Blatherings
LA Lawless
A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting…
New Male Performance Drugs
With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development: PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely…
Interns
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress…
Get a room!
A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel. “Good evening, sir,” said the official…
Big Fish huh!
A small town doctor was famous in the area for always catching VERY large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent…
Electrons
Professor Stein was lecturing his physics class. “If molecules can be split into atoms and the atoms split into electrons, can the electrons be broken…
Buy it for $1
One day a gentleman walked into one of Ben Franklin’s book stores. As one of the clerks went to assist him, the gentleman asked the…
Pete
A guy named Pete gets a job as a switchman with the railroad, and undergoes weeks of training. The supervisor then takes him into the…
Bob
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too…
Grandma and Grandad
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in His son’s medicine cabinet, he asked About using one…
