Category: Blatherings
Pink golf balls
There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A’s on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His…
Small cabin
A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour…
Haunting
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be…
Late
For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently,…
Don’t despair
Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents…
Experienced?
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel manager’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the manager…
Honest lawyer
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed…
Newlyweds
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was. The husband replied: “In…
Marriage Vows
TJoe and Myrtle were married for over 50 years when Joe died. A few months later, Myrtle died, too. In heaven, Myrtle looked around for…