A person is smart, people are stupid

Code is poetry

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln

Dumb as a bucket of rocks

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I’m going to blame you.

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works — Alan J. Perlis

In the end, you only regret the chances you didn’t take.

« Beware the Dark Forest »

Quantity has a quality all of its own — Joseph Stalin

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut

We are so creative that when we have no problems, we invent them. — Augusto Cury

ASAP means As Soon As Possible, not Right &#^ing Now!

They can’t even. They lose all ability to can.

For all that they did, and for all they were never able to do, we remember. Lest We Forget

« A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP — Leonard Nimoy aka Spock »

The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge — Stephen Hawking #RIP

Could’a, would’a, should’a … that’s me

If it’s a good idea, go ahead and do it. It is much easier to apologize than it is to get permission — Grace Hopper

You can never have enough of too much

One of these days I’m gunna climb that mountain

Society has become so fake that the truth actually bothers people.

The grass is ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence, but there is also always cow shit in the grass somewhere

Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine. — Bob Carter;

« Badger, Badger, Badger! »

In computer science, there are only two hard problems: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

He is all of them. And he is one of us.

Just because I disagree with you, does not mean I hate you. We need to relearn that in society.

Questions are easy, it is the answers that are hard

A blind, mechanical, unrecognisable orgy that no pen could ever suggest

Should I shut up now?

Nobody notices what I do until I don’t do it

A person is smart, people are stupid. — Agent K

Working on it …

Perseverance, the secret of all triumphs — Victor Hugo

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

So dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time — Lyndon Johnson, on Ford

Blatherings

New Male Performance Drugs

Jenolan 8 March 2012 0 445

With the success of Viagra, many new performance drugs for men go into development:

PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82% of middle-aged men noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA: Married men report a sudden urge to buy their wives gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be ascertained: whether the results extend to not minding when women spend money on themselves.

ANTI-AGRA: Promises the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing clinical trials on U.S. Senators.

NOSPORTAGRA: This drug makes men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases into air freshener.

FLYAGRA: This drug shows great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).

LIAGRA: This drug helps men lie more successfully when asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Political Strength versions.