Category: Blatherings
Wedding night
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty…
Roll the dice
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of…
Working
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather…
Equal opportunity
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,…
Shoe Repair
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date…
Points of view
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of…
Scottish kiss
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands. They had been silent for a while, when the lass…
The noisy drummer
There was once a small boy who banged a drum all day and loved every moment of it. He would not be quiet, no matter…
Secretary
The boss was very exasperated with his new secretary. She ignored the telephone when it rang. “You must answer the telephone,” he told her irritably….
Murder mystery
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The…
